Saturday, June 24, 2006

Why the bride wear white?

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little
girl whispered to her
mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the
color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest
day in her life." The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is
the groom wearing black

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

seeks male companionship......

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

"More than 15,000 men responded to this ad and found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever."