Friday, September 16, 2005

casual day

A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo
to all department intimating the same.

Week 1

Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as
Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their

Week 3

Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate
attire for Casual Day.

Week 6

Memo 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude.

Week 8

Memo 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at
4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance
is mandatory.

Week 9

Memo No. 5: As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member
Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for
proper casual-day dress.

Week 14

Memo 6: The Casual Day Task Force has distributed a 30-page
manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A
copy has been distributed to every employee.

Week 18

Memo 7: Company is providing psychological counseling for
employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.

Week 20

Memo 8: We are no longer able to effectively support or manage
Casual Day.
Casual Day is discontinued

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Cell Phone Usage at Rainy Time

This is a real story that has happened in Madurai India yesterday(26-08-2005).

At the cemetray, in total, there were about 12 persons out of which 4 of them were under a palm tree
5 of others were also standing beside these 4

It was raining with thunder and LIGHTNING after 7 pm

One of them, who had a cellphone with him, had received incoming call and when he swithced on to talk

the LIGHTNING had struck and the total effect of SHOCK attacked all 4 of them at the spot

The man with the cellphone had died on the spot

2 others standing near to him were declared dead at Meenakshi Mission Hospital

1 is seriously injured and now in hospital

10000 Watts curre
nt has passed on inside the body of the man died on the spot as said by Doctors in hospital


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anaconda in water

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Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

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